Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Unknown | Jam 5:32 PM

Assalamualaikum wr.wb









Surti remaja anak bapak kades
Dan si Tejo jejaka baru aja mudik
Berdua saling mencinta sejak lulus SD
Hingga kini beranjak gede

Surti sumringah arjunanya pulang
Tiga tahun berpisah nyari dana di kota
Mereka melepas rindu dipematang sawah
Hingga malam selimuti desa

*Jemari Tejo mulai piknik dari wajah, sampai lutut surti
Tanpa sadar sarung merekapun jadi alas
Mirip demo memasak
Tejo mulai berakting di depan Surti

Masang.. alat.. kontrasepsi

Surti menjerit, serentak menutup matanya
Surti menangis kecewa arjuna berubah

Reff:
Hilang Tejo yang dulu ngampung, dekil lugu, tapi Surti suka
Berganti tejo yang gaul, yang funky, yang doyan ngucapin

....emberrrrrr....

Surti berlari kayak kesurupan
Dan sitejo ngelamun menahan konaknya
Diacungkan jari tengah ke arah Surti,
Penuh dendam di bilang ...Fu**** you...

Walaikumsalam wr.wb

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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Unknown | Jam 2:01 PM

Assalamualaikum wr.wb



Bruno Mars The Lazy Song




Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anyhing

I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lying on the couch,
just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
[Hear me out: this is great]
Yeah

I might mess around, get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no-oh

I'll just strike in my birthday suite
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah

Oh
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all


Walaikumsalam wr.wb

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